Some f*ck*n' t*mes...

You're sitting around on a Friday night thinking, "Hey, I dont' care if I'm Jewish/Islamic/Catholiced/Hindued, I think silly things are funny!"
Then, you stop. You think to your stupid, stupid self, "mother of God, I think I must have eaten some sweet, sweet lead-filled paint."
Sometimes, in life, things just... work out...
Being Santa Claus and having people not care how drunk you get is a perfect example.


I don't want to sit around again and talk about how much we rule. It's impossible to summarize that much kickassedness in a single statment. Let's just cut to the chase and say, "You're darn right, my friend."