There's No Shame in Blogging... Or Sparks

Sparks! Good God, that's a way to get yourself into trouble. I know someone who tore their ACL as a direct result of drinking sparks and tripping over a sprinkler. See?!? Trouble!
And when people ask what you're typing, don't ever be ashamed to say you're blogging. Think about the first people to write things down. People probably laughed at them too and what we're doing here on this site is just as (if not more) important.