Good Boy.

Why hello there, is this the horse porn appreciation chat group? No? Oh well.
Let me take this moment to introduce myself to those First Ballers that I haven't met. I'm Mo and I was once a proud member of your squad. After the second game of the season, there was an ugly flip cup incident at the bar and I was forced to kill 3 opposing players in hand-to-hand combat. I was kicked out of the league and moved to California. But it sounds like you all had a successful season. I can't believe there's no kickball until May.
I also thought I'd share something that I read in the rap magazine XXL recently (I don't know what to say, the subscription was a gift). Anyway, in this passage some rapper is talking about a guy he used to rap with:
"Big Lurch got on some ol' shiesty shit, snake-in-the-grass type thing," reveals Doonie Baby, regarding his former partner who, in 2003, was convicted for murdering and cannibalizing a friend's girlfriend while on PCP. "So me and Rick decided not to fuck with him no more. Big Lurch went on to do his own thing."
Is that not the understatement of the year?! Oh yeah, Big Lurch got into some snake-in-the-grass thing where he KILLED and ATE his friend's girlfriend. Good God, what a great magazine.